As you can probably see Virtual D.O.A. has called with his current destination. He also told me that he was turning over a new leaf and will no longer be stopping at college campuses to party with the student body. Well how Convenient since his current resting stop is where a majority of the southern colleges celebrate their spring breaks this week. I asked D.O.A. about this, and he swears he only decided to stop at this location for the upcoming Shrimp and Oyster Festival: on Friday, April 10 thru April 12, and knew nothing about any spring break stuff. He also wanted to let me know that Panama City Beach is known as "The Beach lovers Beach", and is best known from its sugar-white sand beaches and clear, emerald waters of the Gulf of Mexico and St. Andrews bay. For more information he suggested http://visitpanamacitybeach.com. Me thinks my virtual buddy may be moonlighting while out of town. The last thing he told me is that this area reminded him of Sarasota and he was starting to get a little homesick, but he had to let me go because the wet t-shirt contest was starting.
In other news, I was able to get back to my losing ways on the scales. Last week I shook the world with an earth shattering 1 pound drop in weight. I was unable to find any loose change last week, but did manage to get my running mileage back over 100 miles last month. My kids both celebrated a birthday over the weekend and last night I became an uncle again. Congratulations to my brother and sister in law, and welcome baby Langdon to the world. I looked up the meaning of Langdon, and it means "long hill slope". Ironic, since that's probably what little Langdon will be facing as he grows up in these messed up times, along with all the rest of our children.
Lastly, I learned that by plane it takes approximately a week to get from France to Sarasota. I also mistakenly forwarded an email that was hurtful to my wife. Short story long I, being the passive aggressor that I am, tried making a joke about picking up a foul mouthed call girl while in Vegas only to find out that it was actually my loving wife. Being the simpleton that I am, I didn't put it together that the people that were on the forwarded email would think I was comparing my wife to hooker. I was trying to describe, and as they all know, my wife's language as a bit "Sailor Like" and was no way trying to suggest she was a lady of the night. I only hope there is some way she will accept my apology for my horrible mistake. You know deep down that I love you for who you are you "yuck mouth ho"!!! Peace Out!!!
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