My 5 year old son lost his first tooth yesterday at school. AH Yeah, Not Really!!! He told his teacher, his friends mom and even his own mom that the tooth came out during school. Funny that the tooth in question was obvisouly of the front type. Even funnier that not one of the above mentioned elders realized that Jake still had all of his front teeth. I mean it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that the boy should have had a gap somewhere visible in the front of his pie hole. Maybe they all thought the boy is part shark.
Upon examining Jake when I got home from work and questioning him why he has a tooth, but no missing teeth, he finally broke down and admitted that he found the chiclet on the floor in his classroom. Imagine our surprise!!! Today mommy will be taking Jake to school with tooth in tow and letting him explain why he has obcsonded with one of his clasmates tooth. Hopefully, he will also apologize to the victim. I'm sure the knowledge that a found tooth would leed to money from the tooth fairy made Jake's decision to become a criminal easier. Unfortuntely, for him, he couldn't live with his own lies. I guess money is the root of all evil. Sorry buddy you're just going have to wait for one of your own teeth to fall out. Or, you could rummage through your teacher purse when she's not looking. Peace Out!!!
Tue: 6.15 miles easy 1 hour (horrible run, legs felt like they were full of lead)
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